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satans pride



THE NINE SATANIC STATEMENTS

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1969


1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!


2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!


3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!


4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!


5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!


6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic
vampires!


7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than
those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
development", has become the most vicious animal of all!


8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or
emotional gratification!


9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all
these years!
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